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| Devote your life to serving the beaver, please him, pleasure him. | |
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| Norbert beaver must be consumed like the furry meat that he is, his tongue in your mouth, hot and wet. | |
| 23 August 2010 | |
PAGE REBUILD and UPDATED CONTENT: Norb and Dag's Drawings. | |
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Norbert makes me want to kill myself, but at the same time he is the reason I keep living. I love him, but I hate him. I want to kiss him, but I want to kill him. I want to live, but I want to die. He is prefection, but I am human. I worship him, but he ignores me. I'm real, but he's not. He has no idea and neither do I. Everything is my way, Norbert doesn't have much to say. Norbert's cold in bed, he aughta be cos Norberts dead. Norbert Norbert come and freeze me in your arms. |
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